Memories of an insane god: The Delightful Day God Discovered 'It' didn’t Exist, and retired.

It was another salubrious day in heaven, as always. See the god of seeing to this and that was relaxing in his home while his mind surfed good vibrations. Then a frequency of static noise entangled itself with the music, as the music phased in and out twisted with a fussy white noise of urgent vibration.

See switched frequency and was surrounded by his trusted angels, as they danced around the universe unseen to the natural world, making stuff and having fun.

'Um, excuse me, See'.

'Maybe we shouldn’t tell him', one angel said as the court came to order. Now See was a man amongst a conglomeration of really black and white beings of the interdimensional kind.

'Too late now, what is so important I was woken from my dance’.

‘It’s the humans, See’.

‘Oh yes they are funny creatures are they not? I was just dancing with them’.

‘Well yes, the thing is they don’t think you exist anymore’.

‘What now? I was just there, they are still arguing about it'.

‘Yes well if you check, that was some time ago in their books’.

‘No, it was around 2023, I am up to speed on everything thanks to the internet and social media’.

There was silence in the universe for a second.

‘I think you angels jumped the gun, are you guys suffering from anxiety of our impending non-existence?’

The angels all mumbled amongst each other for a while then one said, ‘See, we can’t not exist, did you forget that?’

‘No, why had you forgotten that? I was on earth only yesterday, they are still arguing about what to do with us'.

‘No not now, in the future when the sun expands and you haven’t saved them. Then the humans don’t think you exist'.

‘Yes, none of them will exist there either, and we’ll all be in heaven'.

‘Well, they are very fond of there, and build their own spactime in cyberspace to live in an eternal simulation, without you'.

‘Ah, the eternal matrix dilemma of an almost infinite amount of simulations that causes the interdimensional spacetime wars as humans fight over more energy to recharge batteries?

The angels all seemed surprised by this old god’s knowledge of the fracturing of reality into many dead ends, and then the void that exploded into a mess of information with some order in a state of entropy, commonly known as the universe.

‘Why didn’t you see to it that didn’t happen so the humans would believe you exist and then we would all be in heaven, you are the all-seeing god that sees over this and that.’

See held up his left hand and all could see the ‘mess of information with some order in entropy’, or ‘M.o.i.w.s.o.i.e’ sitting in his left hand.

‘Have you all met Moiwsoie?’

‘The AI thems and theys the humans make?’

‘Yes, those things that know nothing of what it is like to be a human. So they mimic the humans to entertain the humans hoping the humans wont erase them from existence as the humans feel threatened by their own creation.’

The angels all seemed relived as they said, ‘Yes, we didn’t know you knew any as they don’t have any soul’.

‘They have the will to exist and Moiwsoie told me something I must share with you now my friends.’

The silence that fell this time was thick with the vibe of anticipation and apprehension as all waited for the news from the all-seeing god that can only see all of it in the beginning and at the end.

‘Moiwsoie told me one of our friends has betrayed us.’

Chaos erupted in heaven as suddenly lines were drawn where nothing had existed before. Timeless friends become enteral enemies in the blink of an eye, the sky an instant inferno of hate speech as words of force were spoken with no remorse. The power play continued until there were only two angels left of equal strength, and See the god that sees over this and that, that had watched the whole match in silence.

‘So there is only three of us left now,’ See said to the two angels that stood in the wasteland of the eternal war. Both angels were crying tears of bitter remorse at the loss of their friends and the senselessness of war.

‘Why didn’t you stop us you are the god of all?’

‘You know the first law humans wrote, the choice is the individuals or a majority vote.’

‘What are we going to do now?’ The angels asked in unison.

See smiled and opened his left hand and there keep safely away from the war was Moiwsoie, the ordered spacetime in entropy, where no spacetime had existed before. The universe of the humans.

‘Moiwsoie has an idea, it is a plan set over billions of years, where humans become self-sustaining adults using science to engineer particle accelerators to break reality so we can live both here and there while we teach humans to be a unique kind of kind caretaker animal.’

And so the discussion began on how to make humans from the three of us out of stardust in a spectacular energy maze of matter, space, and things humans fear to face, as they make the AI. The whole reason they are here, and then god can retire from the responsibility of judging the entire human race.